I think I'm getting desperate

This shit's getting frustrating. What shit?

List of shit

1. class enrollment
2. no scholarship
3. lack of money
4. rate of expenditure of said money
5. sausage fest living arrangements with annoying rules against having guests
6. fucking internet taking one more week to get installed
7. and women, just, women

Hence the title of this entry - I think I'm getting desperate. I'm searching for an outlet, in every sense of the word.

Hmm, unfortunately I can't end this one on a good note.

EDIT: And I just found out, my tutor is a dude. FUCK. I live in a fucking OCEAN of testosterone, I don't need to be shown around campus by a probably skinny ass, geeky Japanese dude. I don't get along well with Japanese dudes at all, either. This is gonna suck balls. This fucker better have some hot ass friends, or else, fuck, okay, that's enough for one night.

And FUCK THESE ASSHOLES REVVING UP THEIR GAY ASS MOTORCYCLES AT 12 AM!! God fucking dammit, overcompensating gorilla dicks.