My hump

This word carries more meaning for me that it ever did for that no-talent, big-lipped Fergie bitch. It's the period, according to my high school teacher, Miss Koda, that begins around the third month of being in a foreign place, surrounded by its foreign culture. You feel like you should have gotten used to it by now, but actually, you get fed up of all these fucking Jappers and their fucked up customs. Yes, I realize that might be a little racist, but this is an inquiry to the nature of misanthropy, so forgive me for thinking misanthropic thoughts.


The young ones especially get me, losing their virginities surprisingly early, yet having nothing to show for it in their early twenties, being so incompetent in handling relationships. The kids, they mature a lot later here, as fucked up as that is, that youth is held at such high esteem. Makes sense, I guess, that they grow up to be so old, or at least look so young, for almost two thirds of their lifetimes. Maybe I'm more misogynistic than misanthropic, having little luck with Japanese women after weeks of genuinely trying.

"Bitches, huh? What're you gonna do?"
~Bob Kelso M.D.